Lesson on the Anifemale Kingdom

My lovely wife called me yesterday afternoon to let me know that female mosquitoes are fesquitoes. Obviously, male mosquitoes are masquitoes. Obviously, this lesson comes from Liam. I asked how fesquito is spelled, with an "fe" or an "fa"? He replied "eff-ee! Because it's feemale!".

By the way, telling if that buzzing sound is a masquito or fesquito is quite easy. Check it out: ( Fesquito )